Commandant Douchebag

Fett's Vette
mc chris/Life's A Bitch And I'm Her Pimp

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

mc chris - fett’s vette

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Reblog if you want “have you ever” asks.

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thekangaroomouse: stillimsinging: chocoholicmania: outruntherest: cause-i-fuckin-love-oatmeal: Who stabs someone on the back of the neck? XD How the hell did I die then? Mine’s on my knee, what did I bleed out or something!??! My left bicep, right above my left knee, and  my right ankle. They probably nailed me to something. On my thigh. Who does that? shin, i dead via the shin Rib cage dawg, straight up stabbed in the heart.

thekangaroomouse:

stillimsinging:

chocoholicmania:

outruntherest:

cause-i-fuckin-love-oatmeal:

Who stabs someone on the back of the neck? XD

How the hell did I die then? Mine’s on my knee, what did I bleed out or something!??!

My left bicep, right above my left knee, and  my right ankle. They probably nailed me to something.

On my thigh. Who does that?

shin, i dead via the shin

Rib cage dawg, straight up stabbed in the heart.

(Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular)

Leonardo Dicaprio+ Jay Gatsby= Oscar

thekangaroomouse:

thebatistheman:

Fuck bitches. Get Oscars.

in my personal opinion it should be Leonardo DiCaprio+ any role= Oscar but apparently the universe disagrees

No no, fuck that. There are certain roles that Leo fucking sucks my right testicle at.

gatsbyand2pacarenotdead:

It is a man’s job to take care of his girl.

Regardless of what she wants, he needs to get it for her.

Regardless of what she needs, he needs to do it for her.

If he doesn’t, then he can’t be disappointed when a better man appears and replaces him.

Is it so wrong that I would like to just make love to my girlfriend? Why is someone always at my house?

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I’m sorry….

Ugh

No sleep last night, I hate this.